Saturday, February 18, 2012

The Downward Dog Ate My Karma


If you are sometimes guilty of wearing a scarlet letter “A” (for Type-A personality) on your chest, then you might be familiar with the following scenario:

Just as I seem to cross one thing off of “The List” I think of two more to add. In fact, there were five things from yesterday’s list that never got done, so they too get added to today’s list. Tonight I’ll think of more things to add to tomorrow’s list, and can then re-list anything that was left off of last week’s list.

If you’re like me you might understand the hesitancy I had in trying yoga for the first time. (Not to mention the fact that as of this day I have yet to have the courage to walk into a class.) Ok, I just mentioned it. My Netflix membership provided me the luxury of ordering something as embarrassing as “Yoga For Dummies.”  This DVD sat untouched on my television for a month before being returned unwatched.

A few weeks later, I read an article about famed yoga instructor Rodney Yee. I ordered a beginner’s DVD to try at home. (If nothing else, I figured I’d see what this reported hottie looked like in his little tight yoga pants.) The “beginner’s” sequence was only 25 minutes. I lit some candles, turned out all the lights and sweetly but firmly told my kitty not to panic should she happen to see any foreign looks of “calm” “peace” or “relaxation” on my face. Mommy would be back to normal soon. And please, kitty, guard my list.

No question, Yee was beautiful and graceful, a true specimen to behold. It was a shame I had to look away so often to try and follow the move. I kicked myself (twice) for not trying the Yoga For Dummies DVD, as at least I could have seen more Yee as I quickly transitioned from Sun Salutation to Downward Facing Dog to Warrior Pose. I found myself wondering just how it is that people relax while performing so many different stances and focusing simultaneously on their breath.

I remember back to a meditation course I took in high school. Wow, that was many lists ago. The teacher knew I was struggling with the concept of slowing down, and the idea of just listening to my breath left my mind racing with to-do’s. He also knew I desperately wanted those skills, but simply had no idea how to get there. All I could think about was how does one get an “A” in meditation?? My teacher told me,“Tita, you need to only learn one instruction, and you will succeed.”  I pulled him aside and eagerly awaited my key to getting an “A.” 

He said, “Just Be.”

BE?  Just be……just be what?!?! What kind of instruction was that?  I will never forget the feeling of bewilderment and confusion I felt as I walked away. I still achieved an “A” in that class, but I never got what he meant.

Now having done my first Yee DVD a few times I feel intrigued by what I have found. There seems to be a hunger in me to learn more about this lifestyle that has millions of followers breathing easier. Certainly I can’t hear my inner thoughts while I am bouncing around on the stairmaster. So I decide to keep going.

A new hour long DVD sits unopened on my television. It arrived yesterday and I even scribbled “Yee” to today’s list (lest I forget that I am on a very tight schedule to relax.) You know, determined to slow down. Anxious to be calm. Obsessed with letting go. Hmmmmmmm. It appears I have much work to do.

At the supermarket tonight, I stood in line with my typical fare; Lean Cuisines, cat food, toilet paper, carrot sticks, tampons and gummy bears. Typical single woman trying to relax and take care of business all at once. I am unnerved because I have planned to be home by 7:00PM sharp to start my new yoga DVD. I tap my feet and find my hands on my hips. The lady in front of me is writing a check. (Who writes checks anymore?!) And something she bought is the wrong price, so she wants to return it. A call for the manager sounds overhead. I nervously scratch my temple and feel my pulse quicken, looking around at other lines. They all seem to be free flowing, like a mirage in the distance. All but mine.

In another instant I see a beautiful woman standing peacefully like a dancer. She has three other people in front of her at check out. Her head is held high and she is smiling. I am struck by the difference between this woman and myself. We are both in the same store, both waiting in line, both with somewhere to go. Yet she seems to be completely unconcerned with how long the line will take, and knows eventually, she will be home.
I think to myself: WWYD? (What Would Yogis Do?) Should I bust out a Tree Pose right here in the store? Practice breathing from my diaphragm? (I am certain my breath is coming from my throat at this point.) And I realize…Wow. This moment in time is a miracle. It’s a chance for me to change what I would normally do. And so I did it….I closed my eyes, relaxed my shoulders and let my belly puff out as I took a deep breath in. As I opened my eyes, the check-writing lady in front of me was gone and it was my turn to be asked “Paper or Plastic?” I smile at the cute young bagger, and tell him “You decide.”

Home now, I have lit the candles again, changed into comfy clothes and instructed kitty to stay put in her warm spot on the couch. The list can mind itself.

Tonight, I will promise to just Be……

CW

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